like when beyonce said “i woke up this way: flawless” she’s saying that flawless is not dependent on how she looks at a given moment; by dent of being alive, just by being authentic to herself, she’s flawless.
not “i woke up with this hair laid and makeup did and decked out clothes”. which is how everyone else apparently interpreted it.
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
almualimbeatbox said: get it gurl!
on my birthday, I was walking down the hall eating a banana and the bell rang so I shoved it into my mouth to quickly get to class and of COURSE he appeared down the hall and said happy birthday! and I couldn’t reply because I just shoved half a banana in my mouth and he witnessed me doing so and that was a sad day in my life
you know how in mean girls, cady pretends she doesn’t understand calculus in order to talk to the boy she likes? well that’s basically what’s happening to me. except I’m not pretending, I’m legitimately failing that badly in calculus and I’m using it as an excuse to talk to a cute guy
But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!
"He’s going to touch me… there!”
[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]
What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!
Now this is a movie I would see.
Here’s a picture of cops watching the Mike Brown memorial burn.
Put this everywhere. Show everyone. The protest pictures capture the determination and strength of the people they abuse.
Even if they’re not literally punching a protestor here… THIS picture captures them.
THIS IT. THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP. PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE. ALLOW THE SMALL YELL. SO GRAND.
SMALL BABY BIRD