• phone: /gets notification
  • me: who summoned me
POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 19:06 WITH 1 note

annnnd Fetch again!

annnnd Fetch again!

POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 10:49 WITH 239 notes
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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 10:32 WITH 69,127 notes
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hansmannette:

you know, sometimes Gladdy really hates wearing that stupid visor

hansmannette:

you know, sometimes Gladdy really hates wearing that stupid visor

POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 10:31 WITH 72 notes
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2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 10:31 WITH 18,851 notes
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lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD #THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF #THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS #WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

   

applebeveragesaur:

milkpunk:

Doge was just a reincarnation of Lolcats. Peasant was a reincarnation of n00b. Screwing up emoticons is essentially just newfag can’t triforce again. Memes are cyclical. The resurrection of Rickrolling coincided with the resurrection of other old memes like ironically liking Shrek. The return of old memes is merely part of the natural evolution, until one day the master meme will rise from the shadows.

and then all your base will belong to him

POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 10:27 WITH 31,747 notes
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go Fetch!

go Fetch!

POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 10:21 WITH 157 notes
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gabrielle-viola:

remember when mr. moseby taught London how to dance?

"a good dancer, dances from his soul"

500% done rn

POSTED September 01, 2014 @ 10:15 WITH 40,035 notes
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